Sometimes we choose not to call certain people by their names in this household, except for a select few that merit the use of both first and last names (mainly old high school crushes). For some reason, it is just too entertaining to refer to people by their respective code names.
Here are some recent favorites:
The T.A. - my crush this semester. Too bad nothing can ever happen while he's still grading my papers.
The Nutty Professor
Golf guy
Flowers guy
Pottery guy
As you can tell, they are all guys. Typical.
